Monkey's March Madness: The Bracket!!!!!!

Yikes! It was almost... too... late...
But the bracket is finished. BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUBLISH IT!!!!!!!
So, here are my findings, using the patented "ASM Funny Name tie-break plus Senior Guards" formula.
Starting with first round upsets
In the East:
(9) St. Joe's over (8) Oklahoma
(10) South Alabama over (7) Butler

In the South:
(9) Oregon over (8) the Runnin' Rebels
(10) St. Mary's over (7) Miami

In the West:
(9) Texas A&M over (8) BYU
(10) Arizona over (7) West Virginia
(11) Baylor over (6) Purdue

Sweet Sixteen
In the East:
UNC, Notre Dame, Louisville, Tennessee
In the Midwest:
Kansas, Vanderbilt, USC, Georgetown
In the South:
Memphis, Michigan State, Marquette, Texas
In the West:
UCLA, U-Conn., Xavier, Arizona

Elite Eight
UNC and Louisville (watch for Padgett-Hansbrough deathmatch)
Vandy and Georgetown (Hold the Mayo; Self destructs)
Memphis and Texas (Hey Mr. D.J., pon de replay)
U-Conn and Xavier (Mbah a Moute gets no Love from Hasheem Thabeet, Musket fire nips Wildcats in the Budinger)

Final Four
Louisville (In the end, it's a question of Caracter)
Georgetown (Hoya D has Commodores building "Brick House")
Texas (Tigers get "Lost" in Abrams' production)
Xavier (Musketeers' heart skips Thabeet; no Iditarod victory in Phoenix for Huskies)

And the WINNER IS...
Obviously, Hibbert!!!!!!!!! and Hoyas hook Horns 74-63!