Airport blogging (Things I hate today)

Monkey is hiding in a bathroom stall, busily filling out his bracket (which he promises to share with you later). So it looks like the responsibility incumbs to me to talk about things I hate today while waiting for UA Flight 7269 to board for the ATL...

St. Patrick's Day.
Travelers who wear green hats while lugging their carry-ons through the terminal on St. Patrick's Day.
People who are about to get sloshed.
Exception: People who are about to get sloshed on raki.

The absence of specific Monin syrups in fancy restaurants. (I'm talking about you Orgeat! Where the hell were you?)
Internet surfers who only visit my site because it came up in a search for Alyssa Milano.
Not being able to tell the difference between Alyssa Milano, Teri Hatcher, and Marisa Tomei.
Italian actors who pretend they're Jewish.
The artificially inflated number of Jewish actors listed on Wikipedia.















(Somehow, I just don't believe Liev Scheiber doesn't believe in Jesus...)
Liev Scheiber's big gentile head.
Gnosticism.

People who talk crazy talk. People who talk crazy talk when they're drunk.

Salad dressing headaches.

NCAA selection committees and their mid-major dissin' cronies on sports television.

Blogging from the airport.