And if that ain't enough

For more in the annals of Profunditry, stay tuned to the Daily Show tonite. Special guest: COKIE ROBERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will she create a rhetorical moebius strip by repeating everything everyone else has said but in her unique, flattening dialect of Stupidian? Will she pretend that she has her finger on the pulse of the average joe, when she actually has her finger dipped in warm water and SHE'S SLEEPING?