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Who hates Florida and Michigan voters NOW?!?

If Hillary really cared about Florida and Michigan voters, would she really announce her imminent delivery of "the greatest speech ever" opposite the extremely close fourth quarter of game five between Orlando and Detroit?

In any case, you gotta give it to Senator Clinton, her sound economic policy arguments clearly got through to the good, hard-working folk of West Virginia...

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Orlando couldn't finish out games . . . like Obama.

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Anonymous said...

Jameer Nelson is not skilled enough to star in the big leagues . . . like Obama.

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Anonymous said...

Dwight Howard has small hands and no offensive game . . . like Obama.

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Anonymous said...

Stan Van Gundy is too ugly to be on TV . . . like Obama.

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Anonymous said...

Tayshan Prince has freakishly long arms and surprising agility . . . like Hilary.

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Anonymous said...

All Rip Hamilton does is score buckets . . . like Hilary.

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Anonymous said...

Rasheed Wallace has a special bond with working class Americans based on his lifetime of service . . . like Hilary.

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Loopy Iraqi Jew said...

You do realize that I'm not a superdelegate... You can stop harassing me now, dearest Taylor Marsh reader!

Anonymous said...

Try telling me you're not a superdelegate after KY votes! Enjoy that "bitter" arugula Obozo!

Anonymous said...

Go Spurs! Boo Obozo!

Loopy Iraqi Jew said...

Boo anonymous! Greg Popovich goes apeshit over every single call... like Hillary.

You and your trust-fund-hating scumbags can find another site to spread your ire!