Angry Surrender Monkey's Ode to a Thanksgiving Turkey

"Gobble gobble," sayeth the Turkey.
"Gobble gobble, for I am not tofurkey.

"If thou stick'st me with thy fork,
I shall slap thee like Mickey Rourke;

"And if thou stick'st me with thy knife,
Then surely shall thou take my life;

"But if thou stuff'st me like turkducken...
Then I shall take thee outside for some
good Chinese food.

"Gobble gobble gobble gobble."

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