About that Dirk thing...

Just to clarify that point I made earlier...
Dirk hates losing

Hillary hates playas


Es tut mir leid, Dirk, I just had to... it ain't personal...
Hillary will never have your ausgezeichnet J.

And if that ain't enough

For more in the annals of Profunditry, stay tuned to the Daily Show tonite. Special guest: COKIE ROBERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will she create a rhetorical moebius strip by repeating everything everyone else has said but in her unique, flattening dialect of Stupidian? Will she pretend that she has her finger on the pulse of the average joe, when she actually has her finger dipped in warm water and SHE'S SLEEPING?

Get off his jock

Yo LIJ, Amare just called. He said you can get off his jock now.

Jocks I will be riding today

Amare Stoudamire's
STAT!